Peasants.
theonion:

L’Oréal Releases New Line Of Makeup Specifically For Men To Wear When Wives Not Home
Treat all of your secondary characters like they think the book is about them.
— Jocelyn Hughes (via maxkirin)
omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
Jesus.”

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

timidbabie:


littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

timidbabie:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE
Life is a balance of holding on, letting go, and knowing when to do which of the two.
— KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)
I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.
— (via eingya)